Five Facts About

  1. This site is written by a fictional writer who was created by an infinite number of typewriter-pounding monkeys.
  2. The monkeys have tried writing on laptops, tablets, and iPhones, but only produce angry political diatribes. The typewriters are the way to go.
  3. The typewriters require frequent maintenance. If you got a typewriter guy, the monkeys are always looking for another one.
  4. This site tries to provide the most relevant facts about each post’s topic.
  5. Number 4 notwithstanding, this site is a lot like God, except instead of being 100% malevolent and 80% efficient, this site doesn’t know what malevolent means and is 10% efficient.

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