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- This site is written by a fictional writer who was created by an infinite number of typewriter-pounding monkeys.
- The monkeys have tried writing on laptops, tablets, and iPhones, but only produce angry political diatribes. The typewriters are the way to go.
- The typewriters require frequent maintenance. If you got a typewriter guy, the monkeys are always looking for another one.
- This site tries to provide the most relevant facts about each post’s topic.
- Number 4 notwithstanding, this site is a lot like God, except instead of being 100% malevolent and 80% efficient, this site doesn’t know what malevolent means and is 10% efficient.