FBI’s Operation Varsity Blues

  1. The parents who paid William Singer $6.5 million for their child’s college admission also paid him $100,000 to steal a Big Mac from McDonald’s and $50,000 to break into the gumball machine outside Wegmans to find a blue one.
  2. For the first 3 months of the investigation, the first three FBI agents involved in the operation thought TMZ had hired them as background reporters.
  3. Felicity Huffman’s check was from the bank account that used her secret celebrity hotel guest name, Winona Ryder.
  4. Staff in the media relations and branding departments at Yale, Stanford, and Georgetown have been working 18-hour days to downplay their schools’ involvement in the scandal. Staff in the media relations and branding departments at the University of San Diego have been working 18-hour days to publicize that their school is involved in the scandal.
  5. Lori Loughlin’s publicist has announced that she will star as herself in the Lifetime movie, My Daughter Will Not Go to Syracuse: The True Story of Operation Varsity Blues.

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